and now ...
Bentleys Blog Ten Top Tips on
how to Survive the PorkaLips!
1. keep breathing (unless you're under water)
2. learn to speak Yugoslavian
3. suffering from insomnia? - make sure you get plenty of sleep
4. to avoid contaminated water - drink your own urine (you've been drinking it for
years anyway thanks to the water companies)
5. keep chanting this Mantra: "don't just do something- lie there!" - eventually
you'll go completely insane, and you won't have a care in the world (or a world
to care about for that matter!)
6. incase of flooding start collecting bottle-tops NOW!
7. don't forget to feed the cat
8. wait outside your local One Stop to be rescued
9. keep reading Bentley's Blog!
10. dont do any of the above
11. remember you're a Womble
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