Wednesday
Apr252012
shake well before reading
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 05:26AM Hanson Jams with cardboard cut-out of Tupac!

well - he couldn't afford laser projection ...
Is your Coach Yella?
the organisers of the Coachella festival realised that all they had to do to make twice as much money was simply to repeat the whole thing again a week later. And next year its gonna happen three times in a row! So here we all are again - all the same bands on the same stages at the same times - so I still dont get to see Noel Gallagher play. Oh there he is on close circuit TV!!

Turn on - Tune in - Drop dead! its 110 degrees out here!
But I dont understand why anybody would want to come to a music festival in the middle of the desert. Maybe its so that when they get into their sleeping bags at night they're not alone - they have rattlers and scorpions for company. Well whatever the case 160,000.00 people proved me wrong!
the TRUTH
... and then on we went into the night to catch a flight from LA to New York New York - so good they named it twice. Staying at the Soho Grand is groovy. You never know who you might run into. I was on my way out to grab a bite to eat when in walked Ronnie Wood. He's an all time hero of mine and his bass playing on 'TRUTH' set me up. Let's face it - he's a living Leg End! He told me that he had an exhibition of his paintings just around the corner - I said Oh? neither have I ...

... and then the English Beat us up ...
it's really good to have the English Beat back to open up our show at Bergan PAC in Englewood New Jersey. Those guys really know how to entertain a crowd, and by the time it's our turn to take the stage - the audience are BEATen up into a frenzy of excitement ...
now I'm gonna make you an offer you can't understand ...
and they (the Mafia) said we'd never play in Jersey again - and yet here we are - I wonder if we'll get outa here with our scalps in tact ... well we can always wear syrups I suppose. What's he mean Mum?
can somebody PLEASE help me make sense of all this? ...
hows my driving?
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Reader Comments (5)
Gad to hear you're not making an exhibition of yourself ... well ... .I'm not doing a blog either!
Dear Bentley's Blog,
Did you here about the decorator who fell into a pot of his own paint? He came over all emulsional.
P.S. my other joke's funny!
We were Beat-en and Squeeze-d 2 nights in one week here in NJ, and it felt so good!! Thank you very much!!
Your blogs are always amusing, John! Please keep them coming. Safe journey to you & the boys.
~Regina
I'd like to point out that Pluto in Capricorn is square Uranus in Aries all year, so we might need a few packed lunches - crusts on sandwiches optional - but a nice thermos of tea essential.
Not sure how I feel about the whole hologram thing at Coachella, however I think that 'dead celeb holograms' would be a good theme for a fancy dress party...